🛸 Rules of Engagement

📼 SYSTEM LOG: CHEATING POLICY

Look, we all know that in the world, there are two types of hackers: those who use the Schwartz, and those who try to take a shortcut through the Space Warp.
But let’s be clear about cheating here: If we catch you looking at another team's screen to steal their flags, sharing flags, or anything else not aligned with our code of ethics, just remember—we aren't just watching you. We’re watching the instant cassette of what’s happening now.

Dark Helmet: "What happened to then?"

Colonel Sandurz: "We passed it."

Dark Helmet: "When?"

Colonel Sandurz: "Just now. We're at now-now."

So, if you think you can cheat and get away with it, just know that we’ve already seen you do it on the monitor before you even thought of it. We’re at now-now, and in now-now, all we can say is remember what happened to the people who displeased Lord Dark Helmet!
Play fair, or we'll make you comb the desert—and I don't mean the digital one. I mean the one with the giant plastic hair comb.

"If we catch you cheating, we won't just disqualify you. We'll watch the tape of you doing it before you even thought of it."

CURRENT STATUS: WATCHING YOU AT NOW-NOW
Category Protocol
Team Size From a lone Lone Starr to a full Winnebago crew.
Ethical Conduct Don’t be a "Major Asshole." Play fair.
Cheating Nope. Not allowed. If you are caught you are banned forever and ever

🕵️ THE CHEATING POLICY

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